Welcome LAID!!!

Hiiiiz to everyone stopping by from Life After I Dew!!

I am so excited to March blog sponsor one of my absolute favorites and I'm so happy to have you all!

Here are a few little deets about this blog...

1. I'm Kylee

2. I'm a mommy to the most amazing little four year old ever :)  We call her M around here. 

2. I spend my 9-5's as a sales professional. 

3. I'm from Pittsburgh Steeler country and LOVEEEE anything Black & Gold!

5.  I have a big thing for the OSU Buckeyes.  GO BUCKS!!!

6.  I was a college cheerleader & will make the perfect craaazyyy cheer mom! 

7. I've been the fat bridesmaid 3 times in a row.  I should get bigger friends lose 15lbs.

8. I just started drinking wine and I loves it.

9.  I'm still a beer girl though...IC Light is my brew of choice.

10. I love to blog stalk it's the first thing I do every morning.

11.  I heart those little ecard things on Pinterest.  Seriously, they are laugh out loud funny!

12.  I'm full blown ADDICTED to Target and I don't use the word addicted lightly!

13.  Sometimes I even dream about it (Target). Yep, it's true esp. when they are releasing new designer collections.  It's sick, I know.

14.  I paint my nails everday at work (oops) but then I bite them all off.  Totally gross.

15. Reality TV is my weakness.  The trashier the better!

16.  I use way too many exclamation points.
17. I kinda suck at cooking. I did manage to make chicken on the grill tonight with blowing anyone/anything up. It was a little dry though but i'm learning!
18. When people think my name is Carly or Kelly...I don't correct them. (This happens 99.9% of the time I talk on the phone)

& there you have it :)

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Thursday Randoms

I accidentally spilled hair dye on my sink and now it's permanently purple.

Thursday is my favorite day of the week & it is 99.9% due to the fact that it's JERRRZZDAY!

JCPenney is having some ridic sale & everything is $2.00.  No joke.

I am reading Jay-Z's Decoded & I kinda think it rocks.

I think Blue Ivy is a dumb name for a baby.

If I were rich and famous I would name my kids Honor & Major.

My closet is the cleanest it has been in years EVER.

My car failed inspection & cost like $1,500 to fix.  Damn it.

David Beckham's new commercial for H&M is TO DIE!!! He has to be the best looking man EVA.


Besides maybe Reggie Bush...







Beauty & the Beast 3D gave me a headache.

I wore the same pants twice this week.  Gross, huh?

I wanted to blog about all of my $2.00-make-ya-holla finds at JCPenney today but I can't find my camera.

How is that for a bunch of useless chizzz?!

Valentines Day Swap!

Once again, I am a day late because I cannot successfully schedule blog posts.  What the chizz am I doing wrong?!

K'zzz on to the fun stuff...

I looooove blog swaps.  Seriously, they are ridiculously fun. You get to chat with fellow bloggers and you get presents.  Helllloooo...what is there not to love?!

& let me just tell you peeps, I pink squiggly heart my swap buddy.  No joke, her first email had me in tears.  She is sooo funny!  Please, do mee (yourself) a favor and check out her blog & twitter.  Girl is HILARIOUS!
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I gave yinz a sneak peek at some of the fabulousness that Kara sent me last week but here is the breakdown...

Nicole for OPI nailpolish & Nail file- You can not go wrong with anything pink & sparkly..plus it is Kardashian Kollection...double score!  I actually already bought the sameee one for a friend because it was that amazeballs.

Pink hair accessory - Not only is Kara ridic funny but she is also crafty.  She even has her own Etsy store.  I wore this babbby on my scarf for Valentines Day & got tons of compliments.  

Rimmel Stay Glossy Lip gloss - It has not left my purse because I refuse to leave the house without it.  I lovaaa it.

& my personal fave...

Dream Water - I haven't used this yet but only because I am saving it for the perfect occassion.  Kara swears it works and I can't wait to try it. 

Not pictured, candy...because I ate it AS soon as I opened up the package. 

Thank you so much Tara, Meg & Celia for hosting the swap.



& a special thank you to Kara, my ah-maze partner & bloglove!  You rock!!!

Birthday Girl

I thought I scheduled this for Saturday but I didn't :( Anyways, better late than never!


My little bug is four today, I can't believe how fast she is growing up!!

M ~ You are growing up so fast!  It seems like just yesterday mommy & daddy were trying to name you.   I wanted to name you Annie and daddy wanted to name you Aaliyah.  I am so happy we chose Mya, it is the perfect fit for you!

You are so smart and I'm not even bias!  You can write your name, count in Spanish, sing your ABCs, color in the lines and you remember everything.  I mean it, EVERYTHING.  

Sometimes you say bad word (freaking damn is your go-to these days). You love to sing Superbass in the car with Momma.  Selena Gomez is your absolute favorite.  You love goldfish crackers, pepperoni, chips & popsicles...they are your favorite treats!  My high heels are your go-to accessory.  You hate having your finger nails painted, it freaks you out (your words, not mine!).  We share a love for Target, ICarly and tickley blanket.  You are my mini-me :)

The past four years of my life have been the absolute best because of you. I never knew I could love someone so much! Everyday I get to spend with you is such a blessing.  I love watching you grow and I cannot wait to spend 100 more years with you!  I am the luckiest mommy in the world!

Love you up to God & great grandpa, Mommy